Lifestream Dragon

Why is this cards a tuner?

I do not understand.

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL YOU TUNE THIS WITH!!!!

THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE FORCE ME TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!!!! WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

Peace off you smexy bitches

-Doc

"BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION!" (Blue-Eyes White Dragon Turbo Deck)

Yay for more inner fanboy whorism!!!

This deck has a lot of potential. Dragons are higly playable with a super fast draw enging and lineup of beatsticks. This version even uses some synchro power and a solid anti-destruction line-up. It has potential for greatness, but on to the deck list!

Deck List: 40 Cards

Monsters: 19 Cards

Blue Eyes White Dragon        x3

Clear Vice Dragon                  x1

Van’Dalgyon the Dark Dragon Lord x2

Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon x2

Kokai Meru Drago                  x2

Delta Flyer                               x1

Debris Dragon                         x3

The White Stone of Legend    x3

Dandylion                               x2

Spells: 15 Cards

Future Fusion                        x1

Foolish Burial                       x1

Pot of Avarice                      x2

Trade-In                               x3

Giant Trunade                      x1

Cold Wave                           x1

Monster Reborn                   x1

Dark Hole                            x1

Dragon’s Mirror                  x1

Book of Moon                    x3

Traps: 6 Cards

Magic Drain                        x2

Seven Tools of the Bandit  x2

Solemn Judgment               x1

Torrential Tribute               x1

Mirror Force                      x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon                           x1

Five Headed Dragon                                      x1

Stardust Dragon                                             x2

Black Rose Dragon                                       x2

Mist Wurm                                                    x1

Thought Ruler Archfiend                              x1

Goyo Guardian                                             x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier               x1

Ally of Justice Catastor                                x1

Magical Android                                          x1

Colossal Fighter                                           x1

Chimeratech Fortress Dragon                      x2

I don't have this build all the way done, but I really think it has some potential.

If you have any suggestions, leave them below!

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

"DARK MAGIC ATTACK" (Dark Magician Turbo Deck)

So, as you most likely guessed, this is my inner fanboy at work.

This is a more fun deck, I wouldn't try to take it to a Regional Event. But it could shake stuff up at a locals! Moving on with the decklist: 40 Cards

Monsters: 18 Cards

Dark Armed Dragon               x1

Gorz, the Emissary of Darness x1

Dark Eradicator Warlock         x1

Dark Magician                         x3

Chaos Sorcerer                        x2

Elemental Hero Prisma            x1

Armageddon Knight                x2

Necro Guardna                        x1

Plaguespreader Zombie            x1

Spirit Reaper                            x1

Ryko, the Lightsworn Hunter  x3

Spells: 14 Cards

Charge of the Light Brigade x1

Swing of Memories             x3

Allure of Darkness              x1

Card Destruction                 x1

Book of Moon                     x3

Monster Reborn                  x1

Dark Hole                           x1

Cold Wave                          x1

Giant Trunade                     x1

Dark Magic Attack             x1

Traps: 8 Cards

Compulsory Evacuation Device x1

Seven Tools of the Bandit   x1

Bottomless Trap Hole         x2

Call of the Haunted             x1

Torrential Tribute               x1

Solemn Judgment               x1

Mirror Force                       x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Dark Paladin                                                   x1

Stardust Dragon                                              x2

Red Dragon Archfiend                                   x1

Black Rose Dragon                                        x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier                 x1

Ally of Justice Catastor                                  x1

Mist Wurm                                                     x1

Goyo Guardian                                              x1

Magical Android                                            x1

Colossal Fighter                                             x1

Arcanite Magician                                         x1

Armory Arm                                                  x1

Chimeratech Fortress Dragon                        x2

Previous versions of this deck had a more E Hero like engine. It wasn't all that effective. So I changed it back to a dark turbo feel. 

The Big Boss monsters are DAD, Chaos Sorc, Dark Magician, and I argue Warlock. 

Speed Cards are much of the spell line-up and the light monsters. 

Solid trap line-up, with pretty good spell and trap destruction.

If you have any comments or questions, be sure to leave those below! 

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Did you forget about your blog?

Well, you see, what happened was...yes...I forgot.

But I will fix this...soon.

I'm just trying to get through finals.

Also, I went 4-4 with blackwings at regionals. I lost 3 mirror matches. Fail.

Thats it, no more decks in the teirs for me.

BACK TO ZOMBIES!!!!

Peace of you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Regionals!

So, I should be attending the Dream Wizards regionals in Maryland on Saturday.

I have not played in competitive events since August.

All of my tech cards and ideas are based on theory.

This should go well...

Hope to see some of you guys there! =D

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Duelist Pack Yusei 3 and Duelist Pack Crow: Part 2

4. Justice Bringer

Effect: Once per turn, when the effect of an opponent's Special Summoned monster activates, you can negate its activation.

Thoughts: You can stop popular loops (like faultrol and infernity archfiend) and you can crap on stardust by chaining bottomless…hmm…anti-meta deck’s new tech card? Possibly. Its Earth attribute and low ATK stat make it seem useless. And I’m not convinced its on King Tiger Wanghu’s level of excellence. But he is searchable by ROTA. We will see where this guy goes.

5. Bri Synchron

Effect: If this card is sent to the Graveyard for a Synchro Summon, until the End Phase, that Synchro Monster gains 600 ATK and its effect(s) is negated.

Thoughts: You are a 4 star tuner and you look like a gundam…ok, you have my attention. I am intrigued by his boost effect that doesn’t shit on your syncro monster like hyper syncron does. At worst, you will make an excellent edition to my Yusei Fudo Fanboy deck. Maybe this guy would make Syncron Explorer and Summoner monk appear in the meta. Anyone else remember Summoner monk? Me neither. Ha!

6. Synchro Material

Effect: Select 1 face-up monster your opponent controls. If you Synchro Summon this turn, you can use that monster as a Synchro Material Monster. You cannot conduct your Battle Phase this turn.

Thoughts: Hmm, soul exchange for syncros eh? Me likey. If you are a tuner whore, this saves room in your deck so you don’t have to pimp out non-tuner monsters. I’m about to bust out my pimp cane! Snap! And I know what eles you are thinking. Is it time to steal your opponents stardusts with your formula syncrons? No its 8:30, stupid. Hahaha, see what I did there? Oh, you wish you hadn’t…I know.

Now I have a question for Boost Warrior, The Big One Warrior, Black-Feathered Guidance and Black Return. Why are you shiny? Like, are you good and I’m just not seeing it? What’s up?

The reprints of cards in these sets are nice. I like that Cards for Black Feathers, Delta Crow Anti-reverse, Shield Wing, Effect Veiler, and Cards of Consonance. Fun times! If these sets were a facebook status, I would like that bitch! Hahaha! Get it? No?...I feel like we have been down this road before…

Those are my thoughts on the sets. Overall, not too impressed with them. I like a few cards, but not enough to buy any boxes.

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Duelist Pack Yusei 3 and Duelist Pack Crow: Part 1

Now, you know me. I like to talk about children’s trading cards. And these duelist packs intrigue me. Some of these cards are amazing! And some of them make my gag reflex go into overdrive, maybe even Stardust Overdrive! Hahaha! Get it? No? It’s funneh because…shut up. =p

1. Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak

Effect: If this card was Special Summoned, this card cannot be used as a Synchro Material Monster.

Thoughts: Faaaaaail! Now, this card isn’t terrible, but seriously? The only thing it has going for it is its compatablitiy with Shura. And they shut down the easy Shura combo. You suck konami. =p

2. Blackwing - Jet the Blue Sky

Effect: Activate by sending this card from your hand to the Graveyard during damage calculation. A "Blackwing" monster you control is not destroyed by that battle.

Thoughts: This card could actually be pretty good. It is highly searchable with whirwind…oh wait…thanks for that one too konami! =p But all hater-ade aside, this card actually intrigues me. Maybe it would be a good tech card if whirlwind went back to 2 or 3. I see a lot of potential in this card. Kalut is not always the answer. 

3. Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite

Effect: You can return 1 face-up card you control to the hand to Special Summon this card from your Graveyard and take 400 damage. The effect of "Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite" can only be used once per Duel.

Thoughts: Now that is what I’m talking about! Highly spashable card that will make a tech Gale great in every generic dark deck! Oh wait, how does that help blackwing decks? Um…well, extra blizzard target and sirroco/bora combos? I will take it.

Stay tuned for Part 2! My thoughts on Yusei’s cards and a few other cards from the sets! ;)

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc