Blitzkrieg Banter

I haz blog...right, I knew that.

2011-07-23T22:15:00.000-07:00

I never post on this blog...whoops.

Maybe the written form is lost on me. I'm way better at talking anyways.

And I seem to have trouble updating that thing I talk on. Good youtube vids are a lot of work.

Maybe my lack of blog posts comes from my lack of enthusiasm lately with yugioh. I blame judging. It drains your soul. And I may just be getting tired of yugioh. The cards always change, but its still always the same.

And rant over.

Peace,

Doc

Tengu Gadgets!

2011-05-08T13:32:00.000-07:00

So, with the release of Reborn Tengu, I decided he and the gadgets would be great friends. Tengu is like a gadget on crack, so yay!

I'm short on good traps, like missing dimensional prision and warning, but I make due.

Monster line-up is solid, I love it. Gale is a real ball buster this format. If you can fit him into more decks, he puts in work. Thunder king is supposedly losing less force, but I still think it is a great card that can totally screw your opponents plays. Glow-up Bulb can do some amazing things in this deck too.

I suppose I could use some dualities, but who couldn't. lol. Tripple smashing is so good, especially with my x2 reaper bonus. It puts in a lot of work. The teleport engine adds a lot of power too.

Monsters: 21 Cards

x1 Gorz, the Emmissary of Darkness

x2 Cyber Dragon

x2 Thunder King Rai-Oh

x3 Reborn Tengu

x2 Green Gadget

x2 Red Gadget

x2 Yellow Gadget

x1 Blackwing – Gale the Whirlwind

x2 Spirit Reaper

x1 Psychic Commander

x1 Krebons

x1 Mind Master

x1 Glow-up Bulb

Spells: 10 Cards

x3 Smashing Ground

x1 Book of Moon

x1 Emergency Teleport

x2 Mystical Space Typhoon

x1 Giant Trunade

x1 Dark Hole

x1 Monster Reborn

Traps: 9 Cards

x1 Compulsory Evacuation Device

x2 Magic Cylinders

x2 Bottomless Trap Hole

x1 Trap Dustshoot

x1 Solemn Judgment

x1 Torrential Tribute

x1 Mirror Force

Extra Deck: 15 cards

x2 Stardust Dragon

x1 Red Dragon Archfiend

x1 Black Rose Dragon

x1 Dark End Dragon

x1 Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier

x1 Ally of Justice Catastor

x1 Thought Ruler Archfiend

x1 Karakuri Shogun mdl 00 “Burei”

x1 Magical Android

x1 Colossal Fighter

x1 Scrap Archfiend

x1 Gaia Knight, the Force of Earth

x2 Chimeratech Fortress Dragon

"Super Hero Frogs" (Destiny Hero Dark Frogs)

2011-04-21T10:26:00.000-07:00

So this is a fun deck today!

Frogs and Heroes work well together. Its like frogs should wear capes!

I included a side deck on this one, just for the lolz. It is missing some important stuff...*cough*puppet plant*cough*

Deck List: 40 Cards

Monsters: 25 Cards

Dark Armed Dragon x1

Light and Darkness Dragon x2

Gorz, the Emissary of Darkness x1

Trageodia x1

Caius the Shadow Monarch x3

Elemental Hero Stratos x1

Destiny Hero Malcious x2
Destiny Hero Defender x1

Destiny Hero Diamond Dude x1

Sangan x1

Necro Guardna x1

Swap Frog x3

Ronintoadin x1

Treeborn Frog x2

Fishborg Blaster x2

Glow-up Bulb x1

Battle Fader x1

Spells: 15 Cards

Miracle Fusion x2

Destiny Draw x1

Allure of Darkness x1

Foolish Burial x1

Reinforcement of the Army x1

One for One x1

Enemy Controller x3

Monster Reborn x1

Dark Hole x1

Mystical Space Typhoon x2

Giant Trunade x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Elemental Hero Absolute Zero x2

Stardust Dragon x2

Shooting Star Dragon x1

Dark End Dragon x1

Black Rose Dragon x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier x1

Ally of Justice Catastor x1

Colossal Fighter x1

Armory Arm x1

Formula Synchron x3

Chimeratech Frotress Dragon x1

Side Deck: 15 Cards

Vanity’s Fiend x2

Mobius x1

Kinnetic Soldier x3

Gemini Imps x2

D.D. Crow x2

Swift Scarecrow x2

Nobleman of Crossout x2

Super Polymerization x1

Machina Gadgets changes

2011-02-25T14:04:00.000-08:00

MegamanZ95 with a post here so im posting my original deck before new banlist.

Machina Gadgets

3 x Ancient Gear Gadjitron Dragon
3 x Cyber Dragon
3 x Machina Fortress
3 x Machina Gearframe
3 x Junk Synchron
2 x Ancient Gear Cannon
2 x Green Gadget
2 x Quillbolt Hedgehog
2 x Red Gadget
2 x Scrap Recycler
2 x Yellow Gadget
1 x Ancient Gear Golem
3 x Geartown
2 x Mystical Space Typhoon
2 x Terraforming
1 x Cold Wave
1 x Giant Trunade
1 x Gold Sarcophagus
1 x Foolish Burial
1 x Future Fusion
1 x Limiter Removal
1 x Masoleum of the Emperor
1 x Mind Control
1 x Monster Reborn
1 x Overload Fusion
1 x Pot of Avarice
1 x Reasoning
3 x Trap Stun
2 x Dimensional Prison
1 x Compulsory Evacuation Device
1 x Return from the Different Dimension
1 x Windstorm of Etaqua

So new banlist means no more..cold wave. and overload is at 2. so im modifying the deck. either im gonna go for gadgets OTK. or change things up. definitely
-1 Cold Wave
+1 Overload Fusion

I may play Ultimate offering, with triple gadgets spam. and just cycle through gadgets with otk for game. idk...but for now leave it like that

"PEW! PEW! Yusei Synchro!" (Qickdraw Synchron/Drill Warrior Deck)

2011-02-14T14:07:00.000-08:00

pew, pew!!!...get it?...like gunshot sounds?...and lasers?...no?

Well fine.

Fun Fact: Synchron Engines are fun!

Anywhosles, here is the deck!

Monsters: 25 Cards

Dark Armed Dragon x1

Gorz, the Emmisary of Darkness x1

Trageodia x1

Quickdraw Syncrhon x3

Junk Synchron x2

Changer Synchron x1

Synchron Explorer x3

Sangan x1

Dandylion x2

Card Trooper x1

Ryko, the Lightsworn Hunter x3

Fishborg Blaster x1

Treeborn Frog x2

Swift Scarecrow x3

Spells: 15 Cards

Charge of the Light Brigade x1

Tuning x2

Foolish Burial x1

Pot of Avarice x3

Enemy Controller x3

Mind Control x1

Cold Wave x1

Giant Trunade x1

Dark Hole x1

Monster Reborn x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Junk Destroyer x2

Drill Warrior x2

Nitro Warrior x1

Junk Archer x1

Turbo Warrior x1

Shooting Star Dragon x1

Stardust Dragon x1

Black Rose Dragon x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier x1

Ally of Justice Catastor x1

Formula Synchron x3

(Or a Junk Warrior or Armory Arm, they would also work well)

Yay for synchron spam! It's pretty easy to see in the main deck.

Treeborn and fisborg make easy formula's...yay for synchron explorer.

Changer is a beast...mandatory effect FTW!

Swift Scarecrow, Dandylion and Drill Warrior are best friends. Its nice to stall until I can combo break. Love Triangle from heaven.

Ryko and Trooper to mill out and make the deck fast. Same with most of the spells: charge, foolish, avarice and tuning. I'm contemplating playing a third tuning and one for one...but I'm going to wait until that ban-list comes out. I don't want to get myself in a fluster for a deck that has "trouble cards" in it.

This deck is super fun, it's a yusei splooge.

And for those of you that don't know what splooge means...good!

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Lifestream Dragon

2011-01-28T11:21:00.001-08:00

Why is this cards a tuner?

I do not understand.

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL YOU TUNE THIS WITH!!!!

THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE FORCE ME TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!!!! WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

Peace off you smexy bitches

-Doc

"BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION!" (Blue-Eyes White Dragon Turbo Deck)

2011-01-11T18:52:00.000-08:00

Yay for more inner fanboy whorism!!!

This deck has a lot of potential. Dragons are higly playable with a super fast draw enging and lineup of beatsticks. This version even uses some synchro power and a solid anti-destruction line-up. It has potential for greatness, but on to the deck list!

Deck List: 40 Cards

Monsters: 19 Cards

Blue Eyes White Dragon x3

Clear Vice Dragon x1

Van’Dalgyon the Dark Dragon Lord x2

Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon x2

Kokai Meru Drago x2

Delta Flyer x1

Debris Dragon x3

The White Stone of Legend x3

Dandylion x2

Spells: 15 Cards

Future Fusion x1

Foolish Burial x1

Pot of Avarice x2

Trade-In x3

Giant Trunade x1

Cold Wave x1

Monster Reborn x1

Dark Hole x1

Dragon’s Mirror x1

Book of Moon x3

Traps: 6 Cards

Magic Drain x2

Seven Tools of the Bandit x2

Solemn Judgment x1

Torrential Tribute x1

Mirror Force x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon x1

Five Headed Dragon x1

Stardust Dragon x2

Black Rose Dragon x2

Mist Wurm x1

Thought Ruler Archfiend x1

Goyo Guardian x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier x1

Ally of Justice Catastor x1

Magical Android x1

Colossal Fighter x1

Chimeratech Fortress Dragon x2

I don't have this build all the way done, but I really think it has some potential.

If you have any suggestions, leave them below!

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

"DARK MAGIC ATTACK" (Dark Magician Turbo Deck)

2010-12-21T18:19:00.000-08:00

So, as you most likely guessed, this is my inner fanboy at work.

This is a more fun deck, I wouldn't try to take it to a Regional Event. But it could shake stuff up at a locals! Moving on with the decklist: 40 Cards

Monsters: 18 Cards

Dark Armed Dragon x1

Gorz, the Emissary of Darness x1

Dark Eradicator Warlock x1

Dark Magician x3

Chaos Sorcerer x2

Elemental Hero Prisma x1

Armageddon Knight x2

Necro Guardna x1

Plaguespreader Zombie x1

Spirit Reaper x1

Ryko, the Lightsworn Hunter x3

Spells: 14 Cards

Charge of the Light Brigade x1

Swing of Memories x3

Allure of Darkness x1

Card Destruction x1

Book of Moon x3

Monster Reborn x1

Dark Hole x1

Cold Wave x1

Giant Trunade x1

Dark Magic Attack x1

Traps: 8 Cards

Compulsory Evacuation Device x1

Seven Tools of the Bandit x1

Bottomless Trap Hole x2

Call of the Haunted x1

Torrential Tribute x1

Solemn Judgment x1

Mirror Force x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Dark Paladin x1

Stardust Dragon x2

Red Dragon Archfiend x1

Black Rose Dragon x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier x1

Ally of Justice Catastor x1

Mist Wurm x1

Goyo Guardian x1

Magical Android x1

Colossal Fighter x1

Arcanite Magician x1

Armory Arm x1

Chimeratech Fortress Dragon x2

Previous versions of this deck had a more E Hero like engine. It wasn't all that effective. So I changed it back to a dark turbo feel.

The Big Boss monsters are DAD, Chaos Sorc, Dark Magician, and I argue Warlock.

Speed Cards are much of the spell line-up and the light monsters.

Solid trap line-up, with pretty good spell and trap destruction.

If you have any comments or questions, be sure to leave those below!

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Did you forget about your blog?

2010-12-14T15:38:00.000-08:00

Well, you see, what happened was...yes...I forgot.

But I will fix this...soon.

I'm just trying to get through finals.

Also, I went 4-4 with blackwings at regionals. I lost 3 mirror matches. Fail.

Thats it, no more decks in the teirs for me.

BACK TO ZOMBIES!!!!

Peace of you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Regionals!

2010-12-01T20:57:00.000-08:00

So, I should be attending the Dream Wizards regionals in Maryland on Saturday.

I have not played in competitive events since August.

All of my tech cards and ideas are based on theory.

This should go well...

Hope to see some of you guys there! =D

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Duelist Pack Yusei 3 and Duelist Pack Crow: Part 2

2010-11-12T14:16:00.000-08:00

4. Justice Bringer

Effect: Once per turn, when the effect of an opponent's Special Summoned monster activates, you can negate its activation.

Thoughts: You can stop popular loops (like faultrol and infernity archfiend) and you can crap on stardust by chaining bottomless…hmm…anti-meta deck’s new tech card? Possibly. Its Earth attribute and low ATK stat make it seem useless. And I’m not convinced its on King Tiger Wanghu’s level of excellence. But he is searchable by ROTA. We will see where this guy goes.

5. Bri Synchron

Effect: If this card is sent to the Graveyard for a Synchro Summon, until the End Phase, that Synchro Monster gains 600 ATK and its effect(s) is negated.

Thoughts: You are a 4 star tuner and you look like a gundam…ok, you have my attention. I am intrigued by his boost effect that doesn’t shit on your syncro monster like hyper syncron does. At worst, you will make an excellent edition to my Yusei Fudo Fanboy deck. Maybe this guy would make Syncron Explorer and Summoner monk appear in the meta. Anyone else remember Summoner monk? Me neither. Ha!

6. Synchro Material

Effect: Select 1 face-up monster your opponent controls. If you Synchro Summon this turn, you can use that monster as a Synchro Material Monster. You cannot conduct your Battle Phase this turn.

Thoughts: Hmm, soul exchange for syncros eh? Me likey. If you are a tuner whore, this saves room in your deck so you don’t have to pimp out non-tuner monsters. I’m about to bust out my pimp cane! Snap! And I know what eles you are thinking. Is it time to steal your opponents stardusts with your formula syncrons? No its 8:30, stupid. Hahaha, see what I did there? Oh, you wish you hadn’t…I know.

Now I have a question for Boost Warrior, The Big One Warrior, Black-Feathered Guidance and Black Return. Why are you shiny? Like, are you good and I’m just not seeing it? What’s up?

The reprints of cards in these sets are nice. I like that Cards for Black Feathers, Delta Crow Anti-reverse, Shield Wing, Effect Veiler, and Cards of Consonance. Fun times! If these sets were a facebook status, I would like that bitch! Hahaha! Get it? No?...I feel like we have been down this road before…

Those are my thoughts on the sets. Overall, not too impressed with them. I like a few cards, but not enough to buy any boxes.

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Duelist Pack Yusei 3 and Duelist Pack Crow: Part 1

2010-11-09T10:57:00.000-08:00

Now, you know me. I like to talk about children’s trading cards. And these duelist packs intrigue me. Some of these cards are amazing! And some of them make my gag reflex go into overdrive, maybe even Stardust Overdrive! Hahaha! Get it? No? It’s funneh because…shut up. =p

1. Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak

Effect: If this card was Special Summoned, this card cannot be used as a Synchro Material Monster.

Thoughts: Faaaaaail! Now, this card isn’t terrible, but seriously? The only thing it has going for it is its compatablitiy with Shura. And they shut down the easy Shura combo. You suck konami. =p

2. Blackwing - Jet the Blue Sky

Effect: Activate by sending this card from your hand to the Graveyard during damage calculation. A "Blackwing" monster you control is not destroyed by that battle.

Thoughts: This card could actually be pretty good. It is highly searchable with whirwind…oh wait…thanks for that one too konami! =p But all hater-ade aside, this card actually intrigues me. Maybe it would be a good tech card if whirlwind went back to 2 or 3. I see a lot of potential in this card. Kalut is not always the answer.

3. Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite

Effect: You can return 1 face-up card you control to the hand to Special Summon this card from your Graveyard and take 400 damage. The effect of "Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite" can only be used once per Duel.

Thoughts: Now that is what I’m talking about! Highly spashable card that will make a tech Gale great in every generic dark deck! Oh wait, how does that help blackwing decks? Um…well, extra blizzard target and sirroco/bora combos? I will take it.

Stay tuned for Part 2! My thoughts on Yusei’s cards and a few other cards from the sets! ;)

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Shinkuro Shoukan, Seibā Sutā Doragon!

2010-11-03T14:40:00.000-07:00

Are you a huge fanboy? Do you like monsters with ridiculously hard summoning conditions? If the answers to these questions were “yes” then I have got the deck list, with a silly pink dragon, just for you! =]

And of course I am referring to SAVIOR DRAGON! (or majestic dragon if you don’t like to scream monster names in yusei’s Japanese voice)

While the majestic series has almost no practical application, (except in the rare situations where you will see other anime boss monsters, like Scar Red Nova Dragon) they are still increadibly hilarious and I enjoy being the king of the scrubs when I summon Savior Star Dragon in Attack Mode. =]

I call it “Savior Plants”…I know, so creative.

Decklist: 40 Cards

Monsters: 20 Cards

Dark Armed Dragon x1

Tytannial, Princess of Camellas x1

Caius the Shadow Monarch x3

Cyber Dragon x2

Lonefire Blossom x2

Evil Thorn x3

Dandylion x2

Spore x1

Sangan x1

Debris Dragon x3

Majestic Dragon x1

Spells: 11 Cards

One for One x1

Foolish Burial x1

Pot of Avarice x2

Super Solar Nutrient x3

Cold Wave x1

Giant Trunade x1

Dark Hole x1

Monster Reborn x1

Traps: 9 Cards

Trap Stun x2

Seven Tools of the Bandit x2

Bottomless Trap Hole x2

Torrential Tribute x1

Solemn Judgment x1

Mirror Force x1

Extra Deck: 15 cards

Majestic Star Dragon x1

Stardust Dragon x2

Red Dragon Archfiend x1

Black Rose Dragon x2

Black-Winged Dragon x1

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier x1

Goyo Guardian x1

Iron Chain Dragon x1

Ally of Justice Catastor x1

Colossal Fighter x1

Chimeratech Fortress Dragon x2

Now this deck has your standard Debris Plants cards. The usual suspects if you will. You know how they all do.

Now for those who have no idea what “Evil Thorn” and “Super Solar Nutrient” do, I will make a simple chart

Evil thorn (or dandylion tokens) + Super Solar Nutrient = Lonefire = Lonefire = Tytannial (once you look up these cards effects, my math checks out)

And “Evil Thorn” is also a 1 star monster, which can help in summoning the Tech Majestic Star dragon. And an easy dark monster to dump makes “Dark Armed Dragon” your surprise butt-secks card.

Whilie this deck probably would not win you a regionals (believe me, I tried with this engine) it is still a really fun deck where you can summon Yusei’s boss monster.

And this build is also compatable with “Formula Syncron” and “Shooting Star Dragon!” But more on that later. I know, I’m such a tease. =]

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

The Polar Gods

2010-10-29T12:05:00.000-07:00

I have one thing to say today.

Thank the lord in heaven that the Polar Gods suck!

Haha, I think my pun is funny.

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

BRRRRRRRRR!

2010-10-27T17:13:00.001-07:00

New favorite opening move.

Activate Cold Wave.

Set Snowman Eater.

Turn End.

This opening move is now called the "Brrrrr" opening.

So...BRRRRRR! SO COLD!

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc

Stop...Blog Time!

2010-10-22T12:30:00.000-07:00

“Why on earth do you have a blog when you know no one will read it?”

–Random Doc Troll

Why thank you pessimistic rhetorical question. You are super positive.

I’m making this blog because I have a hard time making videos during the school year and I don’t make videos about every thought I have. So I figured a blog was a good solution. It works for other YGO player, so I thought id give it a shot.

This is also for my more hardcore fans who actually care about my thoughts. I know you guys feel neglected. My bad.

So I will be posting all my random thoughts and deck ideas I don’t have fully completed yet. I don’t like to make videos unless my deck is perfect. I bet you didn’t know that becaues my decks are so baaad. Hahaha, just kidding. My decks are pro…cuz yu-gi-oh is so pro. Like Adam Corn…puhahahaha. What a jackass.

This blog is off to a bad start.

Peace off you smexy bitches.

-Doc